Alright. I'll bite.

[apocalypticbob]

If I came with a warning label, what would it be?

(If you want to play along, post this in your own journal.)

Comments

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

HOT!

[aranel13.livejournal.com]

Nibble at your own risk.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Warning - May cause fascination.
Caution - Stare at them too long and they may stare back!

Surgeon General's warning

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Contents confirmed as addictive

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

WARNING: VERY CLEVER, May Outsmart You.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

"Push to talk" button is not for use by untrained personnel.

[labelleizzy.livejournal.com]

Caution: addictively sweet.

[killiara.livejournal.com]

Warning: Venus has got nothing on her.

[ravenspirit70.livejournal.com]

Melts in your mouth not in your hands....(Not that I know or anything....but wear some Satin and I may have to hold church....

[theslice.livejournal.com]

Caution! May tip over.

[docjeff.livejournal.com]

Warning: May cause spontaneous hugging :)

[bodhifox.livejournal.com]

Dangerous curves.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That's a good one. :)

[retro-sass.livejournal.com]

Contents may become wild. Prepare to restrain for maximum enjoyment.

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

These are all awesome t-shirts you should have made.

Caution: Teacher operating, learning may occur.

Sing along!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Danger! Danger!
High voltage!
When we touch,
When we kiss!

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

WARNING: Contents may be HOT!

[morgaath.livejournal.com]

"are HOT!", no maybe about it.

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

Good point!

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

NSFW!

[raezamina.livejournal.com]

Explosive

[stormcrow216.livejournal.com]

May cause high blood pressure.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

WARNING - Extended close proximity to the bob may cause:
Increased heart rate
A sudden rise in blood pressure
Loss of higher reasoning and logic skills
Drooling
Loss of basic motor functions
Pepe Le Pew Syndrome

[klingon007.livejournal.com]

It'd be a press badge, but it would actually say "fondle"

[etcet.livejournal.com]

May cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, elevated pulse and blood pressure.

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

"Yes, Really"