Random letters for a Friday morning

[apocalypticbob]

Dear Bob,

When you are supergluing something and spill superglue on your finger, sticking it in your mouth is probably a bad automatic response. Let's work on that.

Stickingly,

Your Brain

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Dear Bob,

If you are going to keep dyeing me, you are either going to have to cut me or start buying two boxes of dye. Cogitate on that this weekend.

Locks of Not-So-Much Love,

Your Hair

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Dear Bob,

There should be two of us at all times. Stop waiting so long to rectify the situation, and it will be less painful.

Meeting in the middle,

Your Eyebrows

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Dear Bob,

Why do you always procrastinate so much when it comes to away weekends? There really isn't any excuse, and you are only hurting yourself.

No fault but your own,

Yourself

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Dear Flist,

I'm off the computer for the weekend. I'll be back on either Monday evening or Tuesday afternoon. Have a great one, no matter what your plans, and I'll see you when I see you, if I see you! If not, I'll catch you on the flipside!

Love,

Bob

Comments

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

It didn't stick to the inside of my mouth, although I did have to peel some off my lips. It tasted pretty bad, and of course, there's always the chance that next time I'd have enough to glue my lips shut, which probably wouldn't feel great getting them apart.

[softpaw.livejournal.com]

Well don't let there BE a second time silly! *giggles and hugs*

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

That's the plan. Gotta break that instinct...it's not a good one.