Random letters for a Friday morning

[apocalypticbob]

Dear Bob,

When you are supergluing something and spill superglue on your finger, sticking it in your mouth is probably a bad automatic response. Let's work on that.

Stickingly,

Your Brain

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Dear Bob,

If you are going to keep dyeing me, you are either going to have to cut me or start buying two boxes of dye. Cogitate on that this weekend.

Locks of Not-So-Much Love,

Your Hair

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Dear Bob,

There should be two of us at all times. Stop waiting so long to rectify the situation, and it will be less painful.

Meeting in the middle,

Your Eyebrows

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Dear Bob,

Why do you always procrastinate so much when it comes to away weekends? There really isn't any excuse, and you are only hurting yourself.

No fault but your own,

Yourself

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Dear Flist,

I'm off the computer for the weekend. I'll be back on either Monday evening or Tuesday afternoon. Have a great one, no matter what your plans, and I'll see you when I see you, if I see you! If not, I'll catch you on the flipside!

Love,

Bob

Comments

[bleuberi21.livejournal.com]

*smoooooooooooooooch* See you this weekend, lovey!! :D

[softpaw.livejournal.com]

ok..I'm sorry but the superglue thing made me laugh.


DId it stick to your mouth or just taste bad?

[ladyniniane.livejournal.com]

Safe travels and I hope you have a wonderful time!

[ravenchilde-art.livejournal.com]

Well the solution is simple. When you have glue on your finger, scratch between your eyebrows. Solves two problems at once. :)

[fairgoldberry.livejournal.com]

Superglue is evil. I am glad you mostly vanquished it.

Safe travels!

Much love,
Rowan

[archway.livejournal.com]

~L!~ I LOVE your letters.....FUNNY stuff! Just sayin!

[ayeamspartacus.livejournal.com]

I just had a great mental movie of Bob in the emergency room with her finger stuck to her lips, trying to explain to some half-wit admitting clerk what is wrong!

[libraryraven.livejournal.com]

Looooooove.

[docjeff.livejournal.com]

Regarding the Superglue - nail polish remover is a good destickifier but, like the glue, probably best used outside the mouth. :)

The eyebrows... I giggled! :D

*Hugs* Have a lovely weekend!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Your letters are awesome.

[keroleen.livejournal.com]

HIlarious! Particularly the eyebrow one, it had me guessing until the end. :D