Random letters for a Monday night.

[apocalypticbob]

Dear Waiter at Fujis,

Good on you! I told you the iced tea tasted like fish (seriously, it tasted like aquarium water! naamah_darling and bat_cheva can back me up on this!) and you immediately whisked it away and brought me a soda. When you walked by again, you made a face that showed me you had indeed gone to the back and confirmed that it was incredibly not good. I'm glad we made it in at the beginning of the lunch rush (all you can eat sushi at the Brookside location on weekdays from 11 to 2 is pretty damn cool!) so you could get some new tea going for everyone else. Also, you had a spectacularly blinged Superman belt buckle. We like you.

Something is fishy in the state of Tea,

Bob

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Dear Drive thru man at Taco Mayo,

Thank you for paying attention when I wasn't. You realized what I was ordering was a combo and rung it up that way, even though I didn't ask for it, thus saving me a little money. I appreciate it. You didn't have to go the extra mile, but you do.

Thanks for the 20 or so cents,

Bob

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bat_cheva and naamah_darling,

Thanks for the companionship today. Sushi and shopping was just what the doctor ordered. I may even find the energy to tackle laundry this evening!

Love you.

Bob

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Dear Family of Choice,

Thank you for being you. Thank you for being the kind of family I can call on their shit and know that you will react appropriately. I forget that not everyone is like that. You give me hope for the human race.

Love you,

Bob

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Dear Smog,

Tough call, I'm sure. To attend Student Day at OKRF or to go to school on Puberty Video and Hygiene Day. You all know the one. The one where they put all the fourth grade boys in one room and all the fourth grade girls in another room? Yeah, that is this Friday.

You'll learn more about sex at faire anyway,

Mom

Comments

[bat-cheva.livejournal.com]

Thank YOU!! It was just what I needed as well. *hugs*

[spacezombie.livejournal.com]

You'll learn more about sex at faire anyway

Yeah. Yeah, he will.

[morgaath.livejournal.com]

And that it is not something to be embarrassed about as well.

[ladyniniane.livejournal.com]

More importantly, he'll learn more about a) safe sex, and b) respect for the opposite sex from our Family of Choice. That's a far healthier attitude towards sex than anything the school is likely to put forth.

[ravenchilde-art.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha... that last one was hilarious.

[bearlylady.livejournal.com]

the fuji on memorial does all you can eat sushi till 3 week days. yum yum

[fatesarchitect.livejournal.com]

You'll learn more about sex at faire anyway,

Lulz. This is so true. And this is hilarious...it makes me wish you were my mom, or my mom took your approach to it. :)

[starseeking.livejournal.com]

I feel sheltered we never had that day.

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

I seriously love you Bob, thanks for the laugh. I'll see Smog at fair, just as friends though, no "teacher -student" thing!

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

[singing] "Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson..."

That's sick!

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

Besides, my age rule is simple, they have to be able to buy Momma a drink.

[cattinsley.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for the laugh on that last one. It's been a long day and I really needed it.

[naamah-darling.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

Thank you. It helped me, too.

And, man, what was with that tea? Horrible! The waiter was really great, though.