Random letters for a Wednesday morning

Dear Jewelry Retailers,

I get it. Truly. I do. The economy is down and you've got to fight for those retail dollars. Jewelry is a rather frivolous purchase and therefore the first to get scratched off of people's lists. I do understand. But come on! Three sappy jewelry commercials in a row is more likely to make me slit my wrists than adorn them with the diamond tennis bracelets you are hawking. Please, for the sake of myself and all the other single folk who aren't going to have a "Zales moment" this holiday season, keep it to a minimum.

Sparklingly yours,

Bob

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Dear Brain,

Thank you, thank you, thank you! This was the first morning since sometime last week that I didn't wake up before my alarm went off. So nice. Let's make a habit of this!

Sleepily,

Bob

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Dear Libido,

Thanks for coming out to play this weekend. Time to go away now. I appreciate your willingness to step up and assist me this weekend with my whore character. A healthy libido is certainly an asset in that kind of situation. That said, the weekend is over and I have a long, lonely winter stretching out ahead of me, so you can just tuck yourself back into whatever corner you sprang forth from until...oh...May or so. When you are around, you are a bad influence, like the friend in school that wants you to cut class and party with them instead of studying and doing the right thing. If I allowed you free reign...well, that would be a dangerous thing indeed. As much as I've enjoyed your company, don't let the door hit you in the rear on your way out.

Buh-Bye.

Frustratedly,

Bob

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Dear Bob,

You have way too much to do today to be on the computer. Get your bum off the couch and get to work! You need to complete three projects for the Shindig, clean house, do laundry, go to the gym, plant those damn tulip bulbs before it is too late, go to the bank, and go to the grocery store, and you only have a finite amount of time to do it all in. Time managment is your friend today. Time sucking computer is not.

Focus.

Drag your ass through a shower and get to it, girl!

Love you,

Bob

Swiped from hdsqrl, an awesome meme

Oh, hmm, wait. I have an idea. If you are reading this, please leave a comment about someone I may not even know. No names are necessary, just leave a note of sorts for the universe to soak up, that says something nice about someone YOU know. It would be good to read happy thoughts about random people, I think. I'll even go first:

And what I posted in her journal:

You bless me by your example. Your candor and your kindness and your talent are things I strive to emulate. I love the times we've spent together laughing, and I honor the things you've shared with me. May we be part of each other's lives for a long, long time.