If you give a Bob some nookie*
Oct. 6th, 2009 09:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypticbobIf you give a Bob some nookie, chances are she's going to want to talk about it.
If she talks about it, she's going to replay it in her head on an endless loop.
If she replays it in her head on an endless loop, she's going to eventually run out of batteries.
If she runs out of batteries, she has to go to the store.
If she goes to the store, she's going to flirt with anyone between 18-80.
If she flirts, she's eventually going to start getting excited.
If she gets excited, she's going to talk about it.
If she talks about it, chances are, Bob's going to want some more nookie.
* with apologies to Felicia Bond
If she talks about it, she's going to replay it in her head on an endless loop.
If she replays it in her head on an endless loop, she's going to eventually run out of batteries.
If she runs out of batteries, she has to go to the store.
If she goes to the store, she's going to flirt with anyone between 18-80.
If she flirts, she's eventually going to start getting excited.
If she gets excited, she's going to talk about it.
If she talks about it, chances are, Bob's going to want some more nookie.
* with apologies to Felicia Bond
