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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24621862
Don't get me wrong. I like dick as much or more than the next person.
But, really, where do you hang this? I'd love to buy it and hang it in the living room and see what happens when Mom gets home. Or perhaps buy it and give it to my incredibly homophobic brother for Christmas. In fact, this could well be the perfect White Elephant regift item ever, because no matter who you give it to, they are going to want to get rid of it again the next year. It could travel in circles for years!
It could also be the perfect way to out yourself to your family, if you were looking for a creative and unique way to do so. Just hang this in the guestroom that Mom and Pop are staying in, and prepare yourself for a Thanksgiving the family will never forget!
You know, nothing says love like an embroidered man on man blowjob on a marbled blue and green background, or, as the description says:
How could something this beautiful not be natural?
This embroidery was created for the Craft Cartel's second Trashbag Rehab - at which I was guest artist. This demonstration piece was lovingly created to prove that embroidery isn't all about doves and bunnies.
Dark brown stitches on a marbled green and blue fabric and framed in a faux wood rubber and plastic oval hoop frame.
Proceeds to the Craft Cartel - for crafty types who don't dig rose scented doillies http://craftcartel.com/
I'm saving one of the pictures here in case someone buys it and the link expires:
Link is not safe for work.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24621862
Don't get me wrong. I like dick as much or more than the next person.
But, really, where do you hang this? I'd love to buy it and hang it in the living room and see what happens when Mom gets home. Or perhaps buy it and give it to my incredibly homophobic brother for Christmas. In fact, this could well be the perfect White Elephant regift item ever, because no matter who you give it to, they are going to want to get rid of it again the next year. It could travel in circles for years!
It could also be the perfect way to out yourself to your family, if you were looking for a creative and unique way to do so. Just hang this in the guestroom that Mom and Pop are staying in, and prepare yourself for a Thanksgiving the family will never forget!
You know, nothing says love like an embroidered man on man blowjob on a marbled blue and green background, or, as the description says:
How could something this beautiful not be natural?
This embroidery was created for the Craft Cartel's second Trashbag Rehab - at which I was guest artist. This demonstration piece was lovingly created to prove that embroidery isn't all about doves and bunnies.
Dark brown stitches on a marbled green and blue fabric and framed in a faux wood rubber and plastic oval hoop frame.
Proceeds to the Craft Cartel - for crafty types who don't dig rose scented doillies http://craftcartel.com/
I'm saving one of the pictures here in case someone buys it and the link expires:
