This article from The Onion made me giggle

Remarkably safe for work, despite the subject matter.

Blargh.

Home with sick kid. He's coughing, sneezing, and nauseous. Good times. No fever at this point, thankfully, but I'll be watching him closely.

There went the majority of my plans for the day. I really needed to get over to Stillwater and pick up some yarn for the scarf I need to crochet for the charity auction. I was supposed to watch my niece tomorrow, too, but that is now up in the air, since I don't want her to catch whatever Smog has.

Don't ya just love flu and cold season?

Writer's Block: Sick day

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I like someone to take care of me a little bit, but mostly I want to be able to rest. In a perfect world, I'd have someone who'd bring me some homemade chicken soup and go get my prescriptions and check in on me every couple of hours and make sure I'm doing okay. In reality, I have a son who will kiss me on the head and bring me the thermometer and Tylenol and tuck the blanket around my feet and bring me a cool, damp washcloth for my head when I need one, and that's pretty awesome.

If I think I'm contagious, I stay home. If I don't, and I'm able, I work, if I'm needed.

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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
apocalypticbob goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Princess Peach.
arkhamrefugee tricks you! You get a used tissue.
berkie tricks you! You get a block of wood.
bleuberi21 tricks you! You get a block of wood.
bountifulpots gives you 5 tan lemon-flavoured gummy bats.
fairgoldberry gives you 8 dark blue chocolate-flavoured wafers.
joegoda gives you 14 dark green evil-flavoured nuggets.
magdaleneseal tricks you! You lose 24 pieces of candy!
morpheus0013 gives you 1 light green pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
naamah_darling tricks you! You get a wad of paper.
rougewench gives you 18 light green pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
apocalypticbob ends up with 22 pieces of candy, a used tissue, a block of wood, a block of wood, and a wad of paper.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Bob's Penis Rating Scale

I've decided that measurements are outdated, so here is my new rating scale*:

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*Now, it is important to remember that this is a subjective scale. One woman's (or man's) Eh might be another person's Oooh. My YAY might be your UH-UH! My UH-UH might be someone else's Awww. (It could happen.)