Мне хотелось бы выйти из вас. (That's " I wish I could quit you" in Russian, for the record.)*

Obama is going to have to step up his game. Clearly, the only way we can compete is to elect Chuck Norris as President of the United States in 2012.












*Translation via Google language tools. Please read this entry with the sense of humor it was written in. Offer not available in Cuba, where you will receive only a crusty old dictator.

Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie

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1) I won archery, BB gun shooting, and backstroke competitions in summer camp when I was a young girl.

2) I am an amazing putt-putt golf player.

3) I am frightened of small birds.