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Apr. 7th, 2009
Random letters for a Tuesday Night
Apr. 7th, 2009 10:52 pmDear Jacqueline Carey,
We regret to inform you that you have exceeded your allotted use of the word "alacrity" in your Kushiel series. Please consult your nearest thesaurus for other words such as "haste", "speed", or "quickness" which may also suit your purposes. Twice a chapter for six books is far too much.
Hastily yours,
Bob
P.S. Other than that, please keep up what you are doing. I'm on the last book of the six and loving them!
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Dear Bob,
Congratulations on your cure for suicidal thoughts. It would have been more convenient if you had discovered this cure while you were actually having suicidal thoughts, but we'll file it away here for future reference. Apparently watching Saw V and Funny Games back to back will instill you with a fierce desire to live and a strong urge to avoid pain. As these are conducive to life, we find this knowledge to be useful, even if the means for achieving it were somewhat disturbing.
All knowledge is worth having, right, Jacqueline Carey?
Vivaciously,
Bob
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Dear Oklahoma Weather,
Make up your freakin' mind already!
Snifflingly,
Bob
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Dear Mom,
You are too funny. Listening to you talk on the phone about your big adventure into New York to buy clandestine knock-off designer handbags cracked me up. I can totally picture it, and I wish I could have been there. Someday, New York. Someday.
Broadway Dreamin',
Bob
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Dear Friends,
I know I haven't been posting on here much lately, or at least much of consequence. I've been burning the candle at both ends, and it isn't likely to end soon, as I have something scheduled every weekend between now and the middle of July. I'm tired. Please, forgive me, bear with me, and hang on. It's going to get bumpy here, but it always does this time of year. Bob has pretty much two modes lately, it seems. Busy as a bee and depressed as a ...well... a depressed thing. At least while I'm busy I'm usually happy, so that's something, or maybe I'm just too tired and distracted to be depressed. Either way, I'll take it. I apologize in advance for days when I'm too tired to post or too tired to do anything but meme. It won't last forever.
Exhaustedly,
Bob
We regret to inform you that you have exceeded your allotted use of the word "alacrity" in your Kushiel series. Please consult your nearest thesaurus for other words such as "haste", "speed", or "quickness" which may also suit your purposes. Twice a chapter for six books is far too much.
Hastily yours,
Bob
P.S. Other than that, please keep up what you are doing. I'm on the last book of the six and loving them!
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Dear Bob,
Congratulations on your cure for suicidal thoughts. It would have been more convenient if you had discovered this cure while you were actually having suicidal thoughts, but we'll file it away here for future reference. Apparently watching Saw V and Funny Games back to back will instill you with a fierce desire to live and a strong urge to avoid pain. As these are conducive to life, we find this knowledge to be useful, even if the means for achieving it were somewhat disturbing.
All knowledge is worth having, right, Jacqueline Carey?
Vivaciously,
Bob
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Dear Oklahoma Weather,
Make up your freakin' mind already!
Snifflingly,
Bob
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Dear Mom,
You are too funny. Listening to you talk on the phone about your big adventure into New York to buy clandestine knock-off designer handbags cracked me up. I can totally picture it, and I wish I could have been there. Someday, New York. Someday.
Broadway Dreamin',
Bob
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Dear Friends,
I know I haven't been posting on here much lately, or at least much of consequence. I've been burning the candle at both ends, and it isn't likely to end soon, as I have something scheduled every weekend between now and the middle of July. I'm tired. Please, forgive me, bear with me, and hang on. It's going to get bumpy here, but it always does this time of year. Bob has pretty much two modes lately, it seems. Busy as a bee and depressed as a ...well... a depressed thing. At least while I'm busy I'm usually happy, so that's something, or maybe I'm just too tired and distracted to be depressed. Either way, I'll take it. I apologize in advance for days when I'm too tired to post or too tired to do anything but meme. It won't last forever.
Exhaustedly,
Bob
