Random letters for a St. Patrick's Day night

Dear Jay Leno's band,

Scotland the Brave =/= an Irish song.

FAIL.

Bob

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Dear Smog,

Keep it up, and you won't make it through Spring Break.

Grumpily,

Mother Bob

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Dear Flist,

In the last few weeks, I've had three or four of you drop off the face of LJ, and so, presumably, the earth. Please stop. It makes me worry about you.

Concernedly,

Bob

What's Your Celtic Animal?

Your Animal is the Salmon

You are both clever and wise. You are a keen observer, and you tend to notice everything. You have amazing reasoning skills, and you grasp difficult concepts. You are an abstract thinker. You seek wisdom in its many forms. You are interested in art, literature, history, philosophy, and science. You are driven to make your own mark on the world. You put your creativity and brilliance to work.

What's Your Celtic Animal?