Freewill Astrology
Aug. 4th, 2009 03:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypticbobI don't normally post these, and usually Rob's don't really do much for me, but this one reached out and grabbed me:
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): First of all, my friend, you don't need any
second-hand anything, let alone second-hand love. Second of all, dearest,
you are hereby ordered not to hang around any third-rate situations
where you feel like a fifth wheel. You understand? Thirdly, wonderful one,
keep in mind that any eight ball you may fantasize that you're behind is
just a figment of your own delusions. Fourthly, lover, I assure you that
your sixth sense can now lead you -- if you cleanse it of its excess
superstition -- to a place that is, if you have a good imagination, a suburb
of the seventh heaven.
I like this one, a lot. I want to claim it not only for the week, but for a year, at least!
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): First of all, my friend, you don't need any
second-hand anything, let alone second-hand love. Second of all, dearest,
you are hereby ordered not to hang around any third-rate situations
where you feel like a fifth wheel. You understand? Thirdly, wonderful one,
keep in mind that any eight ball you may fantasize that you're behind is
just a figment of your own delusions. Fourthly, lover, I assure you that
your sixth sense can now lead you -- if you cleanse it of its excess
superstition -- to a place that is, if you have a good imagination, a suburb
of the seventh heaven.
I like this one, a lot. I want to claim it not only for the week, but for a year, at least!
